Bloody Mary Slut T-Shirt

Bloody Mary Slut T-Shirt

Brunch isn’t a meal. It’s a lifestyle.

The Bloody Mary Slut Tee is for anyone who believes vodka and tomato juice absolutely count as breakfast—especially when there’s an entire snack bar piled on top. Featuring bold BLOODY MARY SLUT lettering, this unapologetic tee celebrates spicy pours, ridiculous garnishes, and ordering “just one more.”

Perfect for brunch, Sunday Fundays, tailgates, dive bars, or your favorite Wisconsin watering hole.

Details:

• Bold statement typography
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Perfect for brunch lovers & Bloody Mary fanatics
• A hilariously inappropriate gift
• Best paired with extra olives, cheese curds & a beer chaser

More garnish. More vodka. Zero judgment.